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Turn 26 in Very Friendly (ParaFC) (Maladroit) Battle 73103

Slartucker bows.
MikeEB bows.

Slartucker says "Greetings then. I've been hearing prodigious things about your play recently.".
MikeEB says "Thanks for the game. I really need to get a few quality practice games in before the tournament playoffs.".
Slartucker snaps the fingers of his left hand.
Slartucker waves his right hand.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his left hand.
MikeEB points the digit of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB is covered by a shimmering shield.

Slartucker says "I'm not sure if I'm good practice, since I am now doubly removed from current playstyles -- once by my distance in time, and once by my own state of atrophy.".
MikeEB says "Yeah, the tournament has forced me to play smart against good players, something which I had only rarely done before.".
Slartucker waves his left hand.
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
MikeEB waves his left hand.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his right hand.

Slartucker points the digit of his left hand.
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Fear at MikeEB.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his left hand.
MikeEB wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB casts Maladroitness at Slartucker.
MikeEB cringes in fear.
Slartucker starts to lose coordination.
MikeEB is covered by a shimmering shield.

Slartucker is rendered maladroit!
MikeEB quakes in fear!
MikeEB says "My biggest weakness right now is inexperience. I can theory and dummy my way into a large advantage like para-ogre, but I don't know any of the standard follow-ups.".
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Paralysis at the monster MikeEB is summoning with his right hand.
MikeEB waves his left hand.
MikeEB waves his right hand.
MikeEB casts Summon Goblin at himself.
Ratty Goblin is summoned to serve MikeEB.
Ratty Goblin's hands start to stiffen.
Ratty Goblin can't move to attack.

Slartucker says "Really? You've been playing a while now, haven't you? I'dve thought you'dve picked some of that up.".
Slartucker proffers the palm of his left hand.
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Shield at himself.
Slartucker casts Paralysis at MikeEB.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB waves his right hand.
MikeEB's hands start to stiffen.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ratty Goblin attacks Slartucker, but is deflected by a shield.

MikeEB's left hand is paralysed.
Slartucker says "Minor technical point -- you might as well have flipped your hands in turn 5 to give yourself the haste option, just in case I was dumb enough to let you have it.".
MikeEB says "I started playing a year and a half ago, but I took a number of months off in the middle. I haven't played many actual games against decent opponents.".
Slartucker proffers the palm of his left hand.
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Shield at himself.
Slartucker casts Paralysis at MikeEB.
MikeEB points the digit of his left hand.
MikeEB waves his right hand.
MikeEB casts Magic Missile at Slartucker.
MikeEB's hands start to stiffen.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.
A magic missile bounces off Slartucker's shield.
Ratty Goblin attacks Slartucker, but is deflected by a shield.

MikeEB's left hand is paralysed.
MikeEB says "Why DFPP there? ".
Slartucker snaps the fingers of his left hand.
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Paralysis at Ratty Goblin.
MikeEB points the digit of his left hand.
MikeEB waves his right hand.
Ratty Goblin's hands start to stiffen.
Ratty Goblin can't move to attack.

Slartucker says "Didn't want to eat 2 damage and didn't figure I'd lose any initiative. I was right about that last part, you've just been stringing out defensive W's.".
Slartucker points the digit of his left hand.
Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Magic Missile at Ratty Goblin.
Slartucker casts Paralysis at MikeEB.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Protection at Ratty Goblin.
Ratty Goblin is surrounded by a thick shimmering shield.
MikeEB's hands start to stiffen.
A magic missile bounces off Ratty Goblin's shield.
Ratty Goblin attacks Slartucker for 1 damage.

MikeEB's left hand is paralysed.
MikeEB says "On second thought, I think I should've made that a shield rather than a protection. Oh well.".
Slartucker points the digit of his left hand.
Slartucker proffers the palm of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Charm Monster at Ratty Goblin.
Slartucker casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB points the digit of his left hand.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Magic Missile at Slartucker.
MikeEB casts Counter Spell at Ratty Goblin.
Ratty Goblin is covered by a magical glowing shield.
Ratty Goblin's shield blurs for a moment.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.
A magic missile bounces off Slartucker's shield.
Ratty Goblin attacks Slartucker, but is deflected by a shield.

Slartucker says "Yeah, it's debatable, but I personally hate WWPing my goblins at PSD junctures. Actually I just hate having goblins vs PSD junctures in general and have been known to intentionally avoid shielding them.".
Slartucker proffers the palm of his left hand.
Slartucker snaps the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ratty Goblin attacks Slartucker, but is deflected by a shield.

MikeEB says "I ultimately decided against delay invis there because you'd amnesia into it and follow invis. In retrospect, I should've gone for it anyway.".
Slartucker proffers the palm of his left hand.
Slartucker points the digit of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Amnesia at MikeEB.
Slartucker casts Magic Missile at Ratty Goblin.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his left hand.
MikeEB points the digit of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at Ratty Goblin.
MikeEB casts Magic Missile at Slartucker.
MikeEB starts to look blank.
Ratty Goblin is covered by a shimmering shield.
A magic missile bounces off Ratty Goblin's shield.
Slartucker is hit by a Magic Missile, for 1 damage.
Ratty Goblin attacks Slartucker for 1 damage.

MikeEB forgets what he's doing, and makes the same gestures as last round!
Slartucker snaps the fingers of his left hand.
Slartucker points the digit of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Charm Monster at Ratty Goblin.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his left hand.
MikeEB points the digit of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB casts Charm Monster at himself.
Ratty Goblin looks, glassy-eyed, at Slartucker.
MikeEB ignores MikeEB's appeal to his baser instincts.
MikeEB is covered by a shimmering shield.
Slartucker directs Ratty Goblin to attack MikeEB.
Ratty Goblin attacks MikeEB, but is deflected by a shield.

Slartucker wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
Slartucker proffers the palm of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB waves his left hand.
MikeEB waves his right hand.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.
Ratty Goblin attacks MikeEB for 1 damage.

Slartucker says "And now you're in a bind. Never move towards invis when your opponent can threaten amnesia.".
Slartucker waves his left hand.
Slartucker proffers the palm of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Summon Ogre at himself.
Slartucker casts Amnesia at MikeEB.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Invisibility at the monster Slartucker is summoning with his left hand.
Monstrous Ogre is summoned to serve Slartucker.
MikeEB starts to look blank.
Monstrous Ogre is hit by an Invisibility spell, and is annihilated by the magical overload.
Ratty Goblin attacks MikeEB for 1 damage.

MikeEB forgets what he's doing, and makes the same gestures as last round!
MikeEB says "I noticed. ".
Slartucker waves his left hand.
Slartucker waves his right hand.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his right hand.
Ratty Goblin attacks MikeEB for 1 damage.

MikeEB says "I still have some chance of not losing horribly by banking and then blowing an anti-spell, but I shouldn't be happy about it.".
Slartucker snaps the fingers of his left hand.
Slartucker snaps the fingers of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Invisibility at himself.
MikeEB points the digit of his left hand.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Magic Missile at Ratty Goblin.
Slartucker begins to shimmer.
Ratty Goblin is hit by a Magic Missile, for 1 damage.
Ratty Goblin attacks MikeEB for 1 damage.
There is a flash, and Slartucker disappears!
Ratty Goblin dies.

MikeEB waves his left hand.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Delay Effect at himself.
MikeEB begins glowing faintly.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.

MikeEB proffers the palm of his left hand.
MikeEB wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB cringes in fear.
MikeEB is covered by a shimmering shield.

MikeEB quakes in fear!
MikeEB banks a spell for later.
MikeEB waves his left hand.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his right hand.
MikeEB's half-done spells fizzle and die.
Slartucker fades back into visibility.

Slartucker says "I am unorrrrrrrrrrrthodox today!".
Slartucker claps.
Slartucker casts Clap of Lightning at MikeEB.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his left hand.
MikeEB points the digit of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB is covered by a shimmering shield.
MikeEB is hit by a bolt of lightning, for 5 damage.

MikeEB says "Why exactly was that a good idea?".
Slartucker claps.
MikeEB waves his left hand.
MikeEB wiggles the fingers of his right hand.

Slartucker says "It may well have been a bad one. We'll see. It's been years since I have played Warlocks with such whimsicality -- this is fun.".
Slartucker waves his left hand.
Slartucker waves his right hand.
Slartucker casts Magic Mirror at himself.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his left hand.
MikeEB waves his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB casts Cure Light Wounds at himself.
Slartucker is covered by a reflective shield.
MikeEB is healed.
MikeEB is covered by a shimmering shield.

MikeEB says "Ah. So you enjoy FoD defenses?".
Slartucker waves his left hand.
Slartucker snaps the fingers of his right hand.
MikeEB wiggles the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB proffers the palm of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB casts his banked Anti-spell at Slartucker.
Slartucker's half-done spells fizzle and die.
MikeEB is covered by a shimmering shield.

Slartucker says "At least they are familiar ground. :P".
MikeEB says "(incidentally, a clean Fod/P is a 75%+ win rather than the commonly quoted 2/3s)".
Slartucker claps.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB wiggles the fingers of his right hand.

Slartucker says "I see. That F is a smart alternative to the PDWP Talifod. Interesting.".
Slartucker points the digit of his left hand.
Slartucker points the digit of his right hand.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB wiggles the fingers of his right hand.

Slartucker says "And that's game. Well played.".
Slartucker proffers the palm of his left hand.
Slartucker proffers the palm of his right hand.
Slartucker casts Shield at himself.
Slartucker casts Shield at himself.
MikeEB snaps the fingers of his left hand.
MikeEB wiggles the fingers of his right hand.
MikeEB casts Paralysis at Slartucker.
Slartucker's hands start to stiffen.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.
Slartucker is covered by a shimmering shield.
Slartucker surrenders.
MikeEB is victorious!

Slartucker(20)	Surrendered. (Health: 12) - Paralysed(1)
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